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“Hey team, so how can we make a worse Windows 11?” - Microslop

Time for Linux!

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Dump these tech bros and CEOs in the goddamn ocean. They are speed running the enshittification of all of human experience and reality

So bots are just dandy, but I create a new account and am shadowbanned almost immediately for posting a single comment on r/Politics too soon? Cool cool cool

That was last March and how I ended up on Lemmy, so I guess maybe I should be thankful.

That’s gotta suck, crashing your moon lander less than a week after another company nailed their landing.