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Awesome! Little bit of Hitler-on-the-go in the Swasticar.
If you drive
alonea Tesla, you drive with HitlerMechahitler*
Jesus Christ… take your upvote
When you ride alone, you ride with MechaHitler.
I find it quite telling that Elon Musk didn’t make this announcement until Grok went full Hitler.
It’s a Nazi car.
*SwastiKKKar
in 1.2 miles take the fourth reich
Will Tesla autodrive have a sudden surge of crashing into Synagogues and jewish pedestrians now?
He wants to spy on his customers even more.
Make the car puke itself each time someone says anything disparaging about him.
Yall upvote, but seriously, do you think this beneath him?
Thats so when the auto drive hits another pedestrian, the car can say “I did nazi that guy”.
This is so stupid.
To me, “AI” in a car would be like highlighting pedestrians in a HUD, or alerting you if an unknown person messes with the car, or maybe adjusting mood lighting based on context. Or safety features.
…Not a chatbot.
I’m more “pro” (locally hostable, task specific) machine learning than like 99% of Lemmy, but I find the corporate obsession with cloud instruct textbots bizarre. It would be like every food corp living and breathing succulents. Cacti are neat, but they don’t need to be strapped to every chip bag, every takeout, every pack of forks.
There will be a day where they are efficient enough to slap into a label
like this. Your beer cans could chirp you for not drinking enough.
“Jew detected as passenger, locking doors and seeking the nearest cliff to drive off of.”
Musk says next week? See you in like 2 years grok
When it’s useless features like games, “fart mode” etc. it’s a high priority for Tesla. When it’s something truly useful like improvements to cruise control then it’s years out.
So, yeah, I expect to see this in two weeks.
I’m hoping it’s because cruise control needs to go through a lot more strenuous QA than an only-used-while-parked feature like a game, but at this point, who knows.
Tesla cans start taking sudden right turns.
I can’t wait for my car to call me a liberal Kike, then confidentiality state that it is Kaiser Hitler the memelord.
Tbh I always loved the idea of an opinionated car GPS/AI, just for fun, I always thought it would be hilarious if it gave instructions with an attitude or responded to the driver in kind, depending on what you throw at it. Still not buying a Tesla, just saying.
Grok is going to roast you mercilessly for not buying a Mercedes as it uses your Tesla to suicide bomb the nearest bagel shop.
