Have people been out there punishing birds for jorking it?
I’ll copy the comment I put on another place:
People are HORRIBLE with birds. Even the ones that pretend to love them treat them like trash.
And then there’s the fuckers that think that their views of the world matters more than anything else, and will punish masturbation because animals don’t feel pleasure so it shouldn’t be allowed, will punish them for having gay couples because gay shouldn’t exist and especially not in animals (else how can you say your main homophobic argument of “gay is unnatural, only degenerate humans do it”), will starve them for “training” purposes, and don’t get me started on the diets, environment safety and cage sizes.
There’s a reason why the life expectancy of birds doesn’t increase in captivity. People are really, really horrible with birds, and the more I read about people who “care” about birds the worse I feel for their birds.
I would love to find out but the article is paywalled unless you accept their cookies
not crackers?
not crackers at all man
Listen, I’m not being judgemental about what you do with your cloaca. I don’t understand the thing in the first place.
Reminds me I had a WanKer Kellogg’s breakfast today. Poor birds affected by this culture.
OTOH TIL “onanism” what a fun word.
The etymology is crazy. An old talmudic story about refusing to nut in your dead brother’s wife
These men. The sin was not cumming on the ground, you idiots, or using his (careful grammar) dead brother’s wife as an onahole (super twisted to use this as analogous to masturbating)…
But greed! For in doing so, inheriting for himself in preference of his brother’s wife and her potential offspring!
It’s all BS, but still, how.
Well, more than just an inheritance. It deprived Ur of a namesake, effectively dooming his soul to an indefinite purgatory.
But then you let a bunch of Rabbis argue for a few centuries and they overthink it.
Why are people being told to punish birds for masturbation? What kind of sickness is that?
