I’m sorry, but every article that doesn’t mention the incredibly easy and widespread disabling of the light is sucking meta’s disinformation cock

Obligatory Joanna “The Wonderful” Stern Link

The fall recovery section is nightmare fuel

Most glorious wondrous asininity anus
Please slop your verbose faeces
Upon my willing upturned face

Amen

“They won’t let us compromise by using a different case, an ampersand or an ‘and’,” said Holly-Nambi. “According to Airbnb, we can’t describe our BnB as a BnB at all.”

So not only bnb, BnB, but B&B and B and B!? Airbnb can’t enforce that, but what, they’ll try to crush them with legal fees for precedent?

All hidden cameras should be illegal, I don’t care about your “hands free convenience”

This is like anti pervert laws 101

There are innumerable far more dangerous things we teach them to protect themselves from. Which who knows could come in handy once they turn 16

These men. The sin was not cumming on the ground, you idiots, or using his (careful grammar) dead brother’s wife as an onahole (super twisted to use this as analogous to masturbating)…

But greed! For in doing so, inheriting for himself in preference of his brother’s wife and her potential offspring!

It’s all BS, but still, how.

Reminds me I had a WanKer Kellogg’s breakfast today. Poor birds affected by this culture.

OTOH TIL “onanism” what a fun word.

Sicss?

Sounds great for watching videos, reading, music. Can’t wait.

Everyone’s losing their shit over an additional sensor. Does everyone think their phone is constantly recording video because it has a camera on it, the same with the microphone? Laptops?

Maybe if it was Meta? I don’t think Apple’s business model incentivises personally identifiable spying or keeping any recordings outside of their standard analytics and “improvements” model.

They have been caught being pretty ham fisted with using third parties to process this data (eg. Siri recordings), so I wouldn’t put it past them for any of these anonymised recordings to fall into anyone’s hands really, but that’s why you can now turn them off.

Which I would immediately do. I would never buy these anyway, and it sounds like a terrible idea, but some of this freaking out is giving them way too much credit.

Something about it is a bit nauseating

No the last thing we need is big tech private armies

New pasta just dropped

Obviously the use of a LLM was a terrible decision, but I think in this context we can also blame some country’s lack of sick pay.

Ok so i presume they controlled for this but given

sexually transmitted parasites, such as T. gondii

and the more attractive people had a

higher number of sexual partners

Weren’t they more likely to get it anyway? Especially if they self-select amongst the similarly attractive sexual partners?

What a misleading title! It says 2026 gram laptop but that’s so heavy it’s 1199 grams wtfff

The reason toddlers have such cute chubby cheeks… because they’re chock full of teeth :D

Good explanation. They couldn’t checks notes be fucked