• Damage@feddit.it
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    25 days ago

    So if we raid a data center, besides RAM we get free robot dogs? Sweet.

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    25 days ago

    So a robot you can kick over is better than dogs with actual teeth? Its a good thing tech bros are dumb as fuck.

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      25 days ago

      Well you can’t attach a machine gun to a dog with teeth. I mean you can, but it won’t hit anything.

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      23 days ago

      I understand the sentiment, although annoyingly enough Boston Dynamics kicks their “dogs” pretty often, and they’re build to adjust their balance very quickly.

  • nshibj@lemmy.world
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    25 days ago

    guarding some of the country’s biggest data centers

    The country, ah yes the only place that exists on the internet, the almighty one powerful country to rule them all. THE. COUNTRY.

    • Stampy@lemmy.ca
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      24 days ago

      I’m sure some hackers could figure out the wireless communications and hijack…

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        24 days ago

        Or a big ass anti static bag and a few doods with masks. As far as easy to steal $100K+ items go these seem kinda like a great target.

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    25 days ago

    Isnt there a black mirror episode with these exact same robot dogs being used to attack people.

    Honestly just knock them over with a broom or something.

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    24 days ago

    the coolest thing about these dogs? you can break them with a directional wireless jamming device.

    also known as a .308 Winchester.

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    Nothing says billionaires are geniuses like building a giant multi billion dollar data center that can easily be taken out with a big enough EMP, and then choose to guard it with $300k robots that also can be taken out with that same EMP.

    These people should not be allowed around money. Next they’re gonna hire Superman to guard their Kryptonite factory.

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      25 days ago

      These armies are just open sesame to the right person. They don’t know how to conduct war in modern day only overpower with superior forces. Otherwise they wouldn’t be struggling so much.

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    25 days ago

    Just bring a portable power pack like it’s a steak and toss it to keep them occupied. They’re starving and will leave you alone. They only charge them up to 80% to keep them extra mean.

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      25 days ago

      In a couple of years, the bubble may have already burst.

      Also, the robot is not just an employee, it’s an asset that can be sold off to pay debts in the event of bankruptcy.

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      25 days ago

      Coreweave’s cost of debt is 8%. with 10 years life and no maintenance/electricity cost, that is $54k/year (generously low cost). A security guard can have a gun/rape whistle that stops an intruder, whereas for the robot that would be a premium classified extra option.

    • FauxLiving@lemmy.world
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      25 days ago

      How could that possibly happen in this case?

      If you had read the article, or even just looked at the picture, you’d see that this is a security camera that walks.

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        25 days ago

        They are heavy and move quickly. All it takes is one shove or trip of an unsuspecting person that falls and cracks their head.

        • FauxLiving@lemmy.world
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          Industrial sites are dangerous and that’s why workers receive safety training and equipment.

          These are not intended to interact with the public, they’re intended to replace manned security patrol routes. They’re protected from being a danger to the public by chain link fences and locked doors. The workers who operate them and work around them receive safety training.

          In addition to the tens of thousands of dollars of proximity sensors, there’s also a giant red button on their back which shuts them down immediately:

          Having robots lets the human workers not go into dangerous situations unnecessarily. Having to patrol inside of an area where halon fire suppression systems are used is inherently dangerous and is more of a common occurrence than having a random untrained and unescorted member of the public enter into a secure area and trip.

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          24 days ago

          I’m here to engage with reality, and not create science fiction scenarios to worry about.

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        25 days ago

        how fast can it go and how much does it weigh?

        I think that you’ll find you don’t enjoy when 20 kg of steel comes barrelling at your knees

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    New planet Earth. DA voiceover, as the camera fades in and pans over warehouses: “Data. The source of life for the largest and fastest growing ecosystem on the planet. At dawn, this robot dog patrols it’s territory through the server racks of eastern Pennsylvania, hoping to survive another day, and protect it’s herd. On the horizon, the buzzing of a Luddite insurgent groups’ EMP drone flock approaches…”