I can’t do anything with my account because it’s been suspended. For the past 3 years. 😂

One of Jobs’ many failures was not getting this into market.

I just want The Wheel.

Come join Mastodon where the skies are bluer and the grass is greener.

Don’t give him any ideas!

I’ve actually stopped drinking water when I’m thirsty so I’m definitely doing my part to help AI. You guys should too!!

It’s a girl!

Just watch out for those software updates. 😂

Mine says my most played artist is Necroticgorebeast. I’ve never even heard of them. And that name is just so Repugnant!

He should follow Stark and sacrifice himself for humanity.

Someone has to be responsible. Anyone but the parents…

I admire your optimism.

I hardly use my Sonos speakers now since the big update. I just replay what I have in the queue and hope it doesn’t fail to connect.

I know what we can do with all those single-use plastic straws!

Made of plastic… Just what we need!

Man, those were the days…

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Why would paper need a battery?! Come on, guys, do better!

Must be all the ellipses. Lol

I can’t use the “there are dozens of us” joke anymore??