“Let’s not call it what it is, but what I want you to believe it is because money”
Wait, what did Satya “Sloperator” Nadella say?
Well, then Microsoft should stop shoving AI slop into all its products. Windows Agentic AI Slop is something no one asked for.
Stop making AI slop first.
He’s definitely on my list of “Rich people whose opinions I give zero fucks about”
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Nadella, go ahead, keep trying to meet your slop metrics and slop KPIs. You’re doing a great job moving people to Linux.
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Beat me to it
Microslop Coslopit
Slopilot
I’m seriously thinking of becoming a luddite.
MicroSlop. Slopya Nadella. Satya means truth in Sanskrit. This guy isn’t matching the bill. Fake Nadella. Sloppy Slopella. AI Slopella. I am an Indian as well and I don’t like this other Indian. Boo this man as a CEO. Boooooooo.
I am An Indian
The non-stop kind, arguably.
“Slopella” sounds like a good name for a sweet drink, though.
Someone should tell this pick me that AI is crap.
You know what, I’m gonna say slop even harder
Given that Microsoft’s own people are publicly using the phrase “Garbage In, Garbage Amplified”, perhaps garbage amplifiers is a suitable term for these products.
Generative AI LLM’S? No. GiGo Counters? Yes.
Whatever you say, Slopya Nadella. Shit someone already made that joke.
Slopya Nutella
MicroSlop
