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Give me a good non-cloud voice control system that works and I’ll switch in a second. And on another note: The “Hey Google” command is so fucking annoying.

And multiplayer games, please, add multiplayer games…

You do if you’re fighting a war against Putin and the ketamine troll is threatening to turn off your internet.

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Draining the swamp!

Laugh all you want. But this will be the only thing that saves us during the 2066 vampire wars.

I love how no one mentions that the great success business Spotify got all their starting music from the mp3 warez scene.

Early Spotify songs still had the meta data from those files, including misspelled song names and years of issue.

Of course, or the movie.

I only think of glass onion and chuckle to myself everytime I think of Elon.

I can. Do you really think computer savvy people are the majority of computer users?

No thanks. I have never, and will never give any money to apple.

I’m old, but does anyone remember alt.pave.the.earth? And the spinoff alt.chrome.the.moon?

Is this some universe where people forgot bikes exist? How are electric vehicles better than riding a bike?

I’m pro-human beings and opposed to killing and maiming people who are trying to enjoy their life.

That’s fucking hilarious

American Taliban

You can buy one, just don’t buy a Tesla

When the company is doing well, it’s because of Elon. When it’s doing bad it’s because of everything else.

Ok, Elon.

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