Never install a camera in a bathroom
Like, you don’t install anthrax in a maternity ward
Well, I can see some use cases. But they’re usually not pointed down in the bowl.
The average person is most likely to be familiar with E2EE through messaging apps, like Signal
An even more average person is most likely to wonder why you’re taking pictures of their poop in the first place.
I don’t know what’s funnier. A “smart toilet” or the fucking moron that is dumb enough to buy one.
“Enshittyfication” - now in its natural environment…
I’m sorry… a smart toilet camera? WTF??
Awaiting the camera that inspects your feet for issues and no-other-reason in 3… 2…
Rich people are insane. Why pay extra to stream a butt hole camera?
That’s just what they mean when they say The Bold Look of Kohler.
Just make sure Keegan Michael Key is around to help reboot your smart toilet https://youtu.be/ddgVVeSX_tE
please get in line for Mandatory Penis Inspection






