An NYPD security robot will be patrolling the Times Square subway station::The NYPD is deploying a robot with four cameras to patrol the Times Square subway station.
Fat Dalek.
That is a fat Dalek.
*heavy breathing * EXTERMI…NATE
I’ll be waiting for the news of when it gets destroyed by someone.
You mean, waiting for news when it gets isekai’d after someone pushes it in front of a train lol.
I bet if you break this thing you will get charged with assault on an officer
So basically a $5 dollar can of spray paint and it’s back to being worth it’s weight in scrap
Patrolling in what way? Just being there is not a deterrent for a damn thing.
It has cameras and can follow people or raise alarm. It won’t take long until someone shoves it onto train tracks, though.
Okay, so criminals are like “It saw us with our masks on. We have 10 minutes to get out of here…”. Not a great deterrent.
Ya, my immediate though is this things going to get annihilated somehow quick. Throw on a hat and big sunglasses, push it into the tracks, bye bye.
“Please scan this code to install the self-arrest app. If you are a first-offender, remember to also create an account.”
How long until it shoots the first black person? Place your bets now.
Are we even taking bets that don’t say the word “month” in them?
Hmmm I wonder if anyone has ever hacked a police department by requesting all the bodycam footage and watching an authentication happen.
People are going to draw so many dicks on that boi.
I’m gonna push that offbrand baymax onto the tracks.
Where does the NYPD keep getting these expensive but apparently useless robots?
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