And here I was just commenting on how huge population centers freak me out, and now there’s even more of you sons of bitches?! Half of you people weren’t here when I was born! Go home or something, get off my lawn.

“When dams are built, large areas are flooded and people need to be relocated,” Láng-Ritter said in a press statement. “The relocated population is usually counted precisely because dam companies pay compensation to those affected.”

So the locals are incentivized to inflate their numbers?