I’m so sure that this will happen…
And also, who doesn’t want hundreds to thousand of miles put against your warranty.
The shortest distance between Tesla and your house is a full circle around the country.
Also at the odometer rate of Tesla Miles, where the warranty runs out faster.
Earnings call is today
Ah so more market manipulation… got it. Jesus I hate this douchebag.
Yet another lie.
The shareholders should sue.
Tesla lost 6% of its value today so I’m sure Elmo felt compelled to find something to pull out of his ass.
He’s always lied about the self-driving capabilities of the cars and promised timelines that have never held. Print this statement out and use it as toilet paper
‘this year’
Sure, Elon. Lets get you back to bed.
[NARRATOR]: It didn’t.
Why is the narrator always Ron Howard in my head?
It’s Morgan Freeman for me.
There is no war in Ba Sing Se sorta vibes
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Tesla will begin its roll out of its self-driving Robotaxi fleet in multiple US cities in the months to come, already taking appropriate regulatory steps in both California and Texas.
Anyone want to take bets on how many deaths/injuries will there be before they’re pulled?
Infinite is valid all things considered.
Riiiiiiiight
He forgot to give us the point values…
Ran Over… Reward Points… Child 20 Cat 10 Dog 15 Adult 25 I wonder what they’ll offer in the Tesla rewards shop
Run over Reward CEO - 100000 points Edit: updated into a table to clarify that I meant MINUS 100000 points, Life of one CEO is much more important to (f)Elon than lifes of us peasants.
Nah, Teslas will set themselves on fire with a family inside before it allows something like that to happen.
Yup, initially the first comment was not in a table but was a list in format “[run over]-[revard]”… Stupid me, assumed these were penalty points.
Then you changed it to the table format, I realised my mistake… And then had to learn how to put tablets to Lemmy comments (I didn’t know we could do that!)
lol, glad I clarified it. I was going to leave it vague and then remembered tables.
Also, yes. Markdown is the shit and I’m glad Lemmy didn’t try to reinvent the wheel!
No it won’t.
It’s irrelevant because I’m never buying anything that piece of shit touches.
