I though of:
Your hardware deserves better.
Also you can give some more realistic ones like my friend:
It just (not) works
Linux. The Power of the Community.
I didn’t come up with it and the picture is not mine. I just found it on the internet earlier.
😂
Yours to
make, yours to break.Good one!
It’s a headache but it’s your headache.
I could apply it to Windows too though.
Okay I will switch, please leave us in peace penguinlord
Free as in beer
That is more like a general FOSS than Linux
Join a Movement, not a Marketplace
Two out of 10 Linux users agree that
insert name hereis the best distroWindows
Linux, when you want to tell the computer to shut the fuck up and just do it’s job.
“If you knew what it was, you’d be using it already.”
With a bit of a double-entendre, “It powers the world”, since it’s the most common server platform.
More funny: “It’s not an OS. It’s a hobby.”
Hurts So Good
Linux: it ain’t Windows.
valve’s success is the rebranding of flatpak wine fsync and dxvk as steam runtime and proton. people fucking hate Linux and will only use it by accident
That’s far too long. They could try and turn it into a ditty for an advert, but it wouldn’t look great on their merch.
Replace OS before they replace you. Linux - the last adventure.
