• Diplomjodler
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    4621 days ago

    Do you have a few minutes to talk about our Lord and Saviour, Linus Torvalds?

  • @werefreeatlast@lemmy.world
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    -220 days ago

    Guys! Guys! Guess what! Kohler and American standard are going up against Toto in a battle of the flushes! They teamed up with Microsoft to add Copilot to every toilet in America! Initially this will be in the form of a heated electrified seat with AI powered slow close. But as it …sorry, ass it learns, it will be able to do things we never imagined!

    Like haven’t you ever wished to have a gentle warm water ball massage 😉 given to you automatically by your brother-in-law’s toilet when you come over and visit?

    Wouldn’t it be cool if the same amenities were available at the Walmart too and the Costco or even the local recreational public park toilets? Imagine what these seats could learn about the go on the go! And the convenience of not having to bring your own ball massager everywhere you go is just incredible.

    AI control could bring bidet’s everywhere the ability to clean the areas that need to be cleaned and leave the other areas dryer than before! You’d be in and out in a jiffy! Imagine that! A no-mess public toilet anywhere you go!

  • Franklin
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    320 days ago

    If you absolutely must use Windows 10 or 11, I heavily recommend you use the IoT variant with all this ripped out.