My startup is going to rent sunlight interceptors that block the extra sunlight sattelite beams that your neighbour rented and what is keeping you awake all night.
It’s a grift. They came to steal VC money.
Startup says it wants some more cocaine and wants to know if you know anyone with some more cocaine because some more cocaine would be fuckin’ great right now holy shit
Someone watched an old Bond film.
What could possibly go wrong?
Okay, luddite. All of the studies resoundingly show that pointing a giant space mirror down toward our collective homes is a great idea.
Modern day startups: lays out a dumb idea.
Valuation: $3B
Startups: The most dystopian shit imaginable
VCs: “You son of a bitch, I’m in!”
It’ll heat the planet up a lot more too if it scales up
New from Ronco! Now you can roast both sides at once!
Ants can probably tell you this is not a good idea
Just looking at this has me feeling really concerned when it comes to the environment and nocturnal species.
Let’s make global warming worse.
Laugh all you want. But this will be the only thing that saves us during the 2066 vampire wars.
I want to sun my asshole during night hours.
Idiot! Just don’t invite them in.
Luckily it’s just an attempt to scam some dumb VCs
Babe wake up Dr Evil just hatched a new scheme
Please, no.
