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You say that as if there aren’t a ridiculous amount of those people.
Make him the first
Why can this loser fart in an elevator and it warrants an article?
And why are so many engaged to the point, including government, that they will listen to that? Like abandoning highspeed rail in favor of hyperloop?
Like what the fuck is going on?
He’s rich and says controversial things… that’s about it
Like abandoning highspeed rail in favor of hyperloop?
They wanted to do that and he gave them the excuse.
See, that’s how this works.
Ok now the “number of the beast” types are starting to sound a lot more logical somehow…
Are those compatible with my COVID vaccine Bill Gates microchip?
What in the hell are people with brain implants going to do when they stop supporting their hardware or keep additional features behind a paywall. People would be forced to pay whatever the company wanted.
This is ripe for human rights abuse on a level we have never seen before. Imagine being locked out of your own body. Without important safety guards and laws to protect people it would surely cause untold suffering.
Well, one can design and make and test implants that’ll still work 50 years after there’s no more Elon.
But! Today’s “progress” is about increasing functionality and performance, not reliability. And such implants will be made only when there’s taboo on unreliable stuff in such critical areas in 3 different dimensions - company getting murdered legally is the first, its management getting murdered physically is the second, nobody in their right mind buying such is the third.
I have a couple former coworker friends who slob this dude’s knob all the time. One of em is staunch anti-govt (but loves his orange dictator obviously) and refuses flu shots from work every year because according to his this year is the year they start micro-chipping people.
Both of em would be the first in line for musk’s chip
Elon Musk wants to do a great many things he can go cram up his butt and twist hard.
Elon musk: is inventing brain chips
People: oh okay.
Elon musk: wants people to use them
People:
Godspeed to all the brain dead idiots who will sign up for this, and will become even more literally brain dead after getting the implant.
Let’s give him a chip and watch for the next 5+ years how it goes, then decide how to go on.
Maybe that’s what we watched for the last 5 years?
Ah, that explains it. ;-p
“include streaming music directly to the brain”
Music is misspelled. It’s ads, not music.
And anyone stupid enough to get one deserves the brain damage that comes with it. Hell, maybe they’ll then buy Twitter and run it into the ground. Oh wait, some other moron did that.
Edit> Found the Musk sycophants :)
New YA dystopian fiction plot entering reality.
Elon wants to make more money. One of the ways he can envision making more money is selling brain implants and the procedure to install them
