To paraphrase the great BRIAN BLESSED from I, Claudius.
IS THERE ANYONE IN TECH THAT HAS NOT SLEPT WITH JENSEN HUANG?!
How could Biden have done this?!?
The same way he shits Donald’s pants.
Nah. Clearly this is Bill Clinton’s fault.
Just fuck an escort if you are so horny and an unfaithful piece of shit. Having an affair with an employee and a business partner is the dumbest thing you can do as a CEO.
I don’t know. Elon has done some retarded shit.
The big question is whether there was more illegal chip smuggling.
Having an affair with an employee and a business partner is the dumbest thing you can do as a CEO.
Correction: Doing so without a prenup is dumber.
Musk has done this many, many times, and had children with them.
Hard logic unfortunately that you can’t buy the delusion that she wants it.
It’s not about sex. It’s about social status and power. And yes, it’s incredibly dumb.
He fucked her, not beat her in a fight.
Of course it’s about sex. Power makes sexy. But he was probably just extremely horny for some variety.
business partner is the dumbest
Spy is actually dumber
No one stops at 2 affairs, there is more yet to come out. No wonder he resigned
I hope the third affair is with a dude.
Multiple dudes all at once
A third scandal has hit NVIDIA
bit refreshing seeing a billionaire not fucking kids.
a bit of a horndog and cheating bastard, but who expected a saint?! this guy is a CEO he would sell his soul for a increase in stock value.
billionaire not fucking kids
As far as we know
Kids are not subordinates or chinese intelligence, so they wouldn’t even move the needle in ‘newsworthiness’ in this sad state of affairs.
Clearly screwing up his job now, hehehe
The jacket definitely stays on
Everybody mocked the jacket and yet the results speak for themselves.
Yes I’m sure it has nothing to do with his mountains of wealth and access to trade secrets lmao
Bring back Wilsons Leather stores at the mall!
This fuckin guy.
Maybe the jacket works?
He sure was
That jacket’s got a mind of its own.
Just wait until the number of gpu customers he’s fucked gets out there.
He’s way past fucking just his customers, he’s been fucking everybody for a while now.
What a cluster fuck.
I’m convicted this guy consulted with every AI over who would be okay to fuck at any given time.
“Hey, Claude, should I have sex with this hot Chinese lady? (Uploads nude)”
“Sex is a very entertaining and sane activity for most people when done responsibly. This particular picture you uploaded shows some healthy attributes that most men would define as attractive. If the occasion arises, go get her, tiger!”.
“You’re absolutely right, having sex with a foreign spy was not the right call, I shouldnt have made it. Do you have any other sexual relations inquiries?”
“Actually, yes! Completely unrelated stuff, but this coworker, twenty years younger rally likes my leather jackets…”
It’s a reflection of the business - Nvidia’s specialty is running multiple tasks in parallel.
