Considering they don’t know about massgrave.dev to permanently activate their copy and it’s Windows 10, they probably also don’t know about extended W10 EOL updates, which means that computer likely hasn’t received a security update since October, 2025.
Look, if you want to cast one vote then Russian hardware can handle it just fine, but if you have to cast thousands, that needs something faster.
Plot twist: it’s not connected to the Internet. He has a button labeled “PRESS TO WIN ELECTION” installed in his dacha.
The fact that it’s quite easy to activate Windows without money or a valid key makes this even funnier. He doesn’t know what the fuck he’s doing and neither do the people around him
What are the odds this is just a JavaScript button that goes nowhere?
Me using unlicensed windows to jerk off for the 4th time at 3am.
“You can’t go wrong.” Isn’t an observation, it’s a threat.
I suppose people allowed near him are already sufficiently background-checked and threat-impressed.
Does Russia have online voting? Oof
At first glance I thought the story was going to be Putin illegally voting in US midterms to give backing to Trump’s efforts to undermine them. One autocrat doing a solid for another. Trump could probably get Dell or even Tim Apple to hook up a new ‘puter for the Putin’.
John Apple, now. Bruh, I’m old…
I feel you… my first home computer was an Apple ][
Been a long minute since I looked at pre-built machines. That’s a Dell All-in-One. I had to look that up. I’m glad I did, I was about to make a stupid comment that it’s a Dell monitor, but no telling what PC it’s attached to.
Note Putin’s monitor isn’t even plugged in. Just, A+.
There are many fine soviet computers to use for pressing a button that does nothing.
He should have used Linux
I genuinely thought for a second that this was Putin voting in an 'Murican election Onion headline, but not the Onion…
