Big talk from a small man. The internet hasn’t forgotten the buried sub you were moderator of, Spez.
Sure, spez, tell them all about how dark and dirty my account, “pegmewithpigintestines”, can be. We’ll all be shocked.
This is a serious threat. I’m afraid he’ll release my secret… People might learn that I dabble… In… Linux…!
oh my GOD!
Quick everybody stand back! They’re MAD!
Oh no, go tell my wife I’m sleeping around on her. Go tell my friends I’m into bdsm. I don’t have dark secrets, I have aspects of my life that I display discretion in announcing. Dark secrets sound fucking exhausting.
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I don’t want to be spied on not because I have something to hide but because I don’t want anyone looking. In the same way I’m not hiding what’s under my clothes, but you still can’t look.
Spez could learn a thing or two from russia. That is not how one uses kompromat…
Do these people proclaiming Reddit’s data as a “treasure trove of human-generated information”, or Spez claiming “We know your dark secrets” not realize that most of what people say online is at least partially a lie? Most Reddit comments were either low-effort echolalia parroting old memes or outright bullshit of the, “Yeah, that happened eyeroll” variety.
They also have people’s private messages, chats, and mod mail.
That’s fair – those aren’t things I ever used.
My answer to this is so fucking what ? Boo hoo your gonna cancel me fuck you and your platform!
Yes they know the deep dark secret that I absolutely cannot stand conservative values and microtransactions. So many deep dark secrets that I expressed on Reddit.
Is this like a competition? Is it an invitation to dox spez? We know your dark secrets too, buddy.
When people tell you who they are, believe them.
Man, it’s a good thing I never used my real name.
Unless you like revealed details of a crime that only the criminal would know there’s no way to prove if anything you said is real.
Well, say my name
Anything I have done, that hasn’t run out its statute of limitations, I never post online. So I am good. Not that they could have pinned anything i put on reddit to a specific person with any certainty anyways.
