

Damn, look at that couch fucker
Very sexy couches, is what JD Vance is looking for
Aaaah why is JD Vance fucking my couch
No, JD Vance won’t choose to fuck his wife instead of a couch
Crap, JD Vance is fucking another couch
Egads, JD Vance really puts the love in loveseat




Hey, Germany, France, you’ve both had the bright idea of “we have the strongest military in the world, let’s fight everybody at the same time”, mind telling us how that went for you?
Fr though, I’m struck by how fucking stupid this guy routinely is. Like, history is filled with people making this same stupid decision over and over. If it could work well, surely it would have at some point by now.