Let’s hope Trump will be under Greenland’s control instead. :P
Everything trump ever said was nothing but sensationalist headline fodder. Did anything change in the last week?
Wrong.
Half the time it’s that and the other half it’s dementia.
(Hopefully had you on the first half :) )
He forbids his team of physicians to publish that diagnostic. See, I’m such a nice person that because of that, I’ll assume he’s perfectly healthy.
- “Are you sure I should say this, sir?”
- “Yes, comrade.”
he also said…
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Iran would take 2 weeks
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Gas prices would be cheaper
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The economy would be better
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he was a “stable genius”
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Biden and Obama were the worst presidents in history
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he’s not a pedophile
And he’s 0-6 on all those.
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Great news for Greenland. A trump “guarantee” is typically the assurance of the opposite
Which wont happen because he will probably fall asleep and die at the desk soon.
Or be crowned leader for life, really in both cases never getting Greenland.
Now that he’s provided a timeline I know the loser won’t do it
Trump can’t even control his bowels, let alone Iran.
Starting a war with NATO would end the USA right now.
Fuck yeah, let’s go! The system designed and controlled by literal Nazis after operation paperclip? Fucking end it yesterday!!
Edit: not big fans of history around these parts, I see.

heh. no.
If I were Denmark, I’d be producing a f*%k-ton of naval drones and missiles.
We did the opposite, and just blew our military budget on American fighter jets instead (I wish I was kidding).
In other news, Trump spouted more meaningless shit that doesn’t make the Epstein files go away.
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I’ll settle for just the entry
Trump always chickens out.
The military won’t invade a NATO member
The residents won’t ever be part of the USA
Ronald Lauder of Estée Lauder wants Greenland https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/jan/15/ronald-lauder-billionaire-donor-donald-trump-ukraine-greenland
Trump needs to be removed before he can pardon his allies
He’s after their lipstick mines!
Which military, the US military, the trigger happy, war mongering, spineless baby killers.
They do what they are told to by us politicians
The Nazi reasoning: Just following orders. Notwithstanding they do enjoy it everytime Vietnam, World War 2, Afghanistan, Iraq all have stories with evidences of Army raping, torturing, women and children.
And that is the reason why we can’t expect them from not invading NATO country.
War criminal terrorists









