Elon is a nazi pedo.
No lies detected.
“I am an assitarian, where I only eat foods which can be comfortably inserted into my rectum.”
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Everything is a dildo - if you’re brave enough.
For elon branded tech, this makes perfect sence.
I asked Google’s AI about the best rectal nutrition. Here’s its answer:
Was that so hard?
It could be harder…
So that’s why they were watering their plants with gatorade in Idiocracy.
simply rebrand it to xxxAI
Vegetable suppositories are well known to enhance vitamin and mineral absorption. For example, zucchini, which has been peeled, carved in the shape of a buttplug, and inserted rectally, will have 95% absorption for vitamin c, vitamin a, AND… vitamin kink!
Shoving veggies up your butt has never been more beneficial. Veggie suppositories, a whole new way to better health!
(thanks Grok!)
Isn’t DOGE or whatever supposed to be conserving money? Doesn’t AI burn money? Is that why DOGE fired all of those people?
No. The point of DOGE was to purge leftists from public service and exfiltrate controlled personal information about Americans to Palantir and friends.
To kids? Because, that would be par for the course.
We can’t buy RAM, so computers can recommend vegetable anal probes?
I mean… It seems 404 Media explicitly asked Grok about inserting food up your rectum.
and you think it’s okay for a government advice platform to advise you to stick food up your ass?
also, the “peeled medium cucumber” is a fucking terrible choice, and most definitely not one of the “safest” as was prompted
Headlines in the future are weird.
Ai is so overhyped
okay it wasn’t grok being creepy it was 404 being creepy?
only way you can make some people eat their carrots and cucumbers
Should I post the gif of Randy pooping out his mouth, or nah?
