xkcd #3204: Dinosaurs And Non-Dinosaurs
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Staplers are actually in Pseudosuchia, making them more closely related to crocodiles than to dinosaurs.
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Source: https://xkcd.com/3204/
Fuck that, I’ve been in close proximity to ostriches and emus and they one hundred percent seem like dinosaurs.



Now I see why Australia fought and lost a war against them.
They all look like terrible lizards to me, especially the squirrel it is just an awful lizard, like is it even trying? I’ve never seen such a poor attempt at being a lizard.
If penguins are still dinosaurs, then earth is still solely inhabited by single cell organisms and we’re clearly not.
I’ve never heard of a clade for single cell organisms, though there are some that only contain single cell organisms


