xkcd #3204: Dinosaurs And Non-Dinosaurs
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Staplers are actually in Pseudosuchia, making them more closely related to crocodiles than to dinosaurs.
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Source: https://xkcd.com/3204/
Fuck that, I’ve been in close proximity to ostriches and emus and they one hundred percent seem like dinosaurs.
Now I see why Australia fought and lost a war against them.