While the title is technically true, it’s incredibly misleading to people who don’t read carefully, which unfortunately makes up a huge part of the internet

We’re gonna get a bunch of dumbasses thinking that the Iran war is somehow good for the environment

Ngl, spending less money to exercise and have a great window view is truly a win

Rich people are safe and comfortable in prison, and their influence slips through the bars

I prefer putting him in a certain prison…

The prison that he had been in before he was born

I use it regularly but only for free, in hopes that I contribute to the burning of their profits

Ask it some silly nonsense shit

Liquidate him until there’s nothing left

I hope he eats an illegally prepared fugu sandwich

With cone snail sauce <3