The LAST thing I’d do with my mobile phone is install Facebook or Instagram. What a nightmare.

This can probably be argued that places that deny phones, like courts, could be charged with criminal intent against you.

His goal is a destroy the United States of America.

Once everyone understands this, his actions make sense.

I hate all these automatic sensors in new cars. I don’t usually buy new cars, I get ones that are a few years used. Almost all of them have a light on the dash for a “tire error” because the stupid sensor has died and no one in their right mind wants to spend $300 to replace a thing that tells you your tire pressure is low. Plus, the things die in a few years anyway.

I just do the Homer Simpson solution and put a bit of black tape over the tire error light.

I guess that means I have to break out the old GOATSE wall paper.