• Laser@feddit.org
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    20 days ago

    Fat fuck trying really hard to sound like a tough mafioso gangster

    Remember when during the 2021 winter storm, he worked his ass off to make sure his constituents didn’t freeze to death?

    If you do, you should schedule an appointment with your doctor because bitch boy here flew to Cancun to not deal with the outfall of what he was responsible for (among others). A real American hero.

    If there’s anything American I’d aspire nowadays, Ted Cruz is the antithesis to that. He is an opportunistic, lying fat piece of shit.

    Go fuck yourself.

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      20 days ago

      For me, it’s that Indian dude sitting next to him laughing in agreement instead of calling him out that I find the most shocking.

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    I’d love a reality show where fascists like Ted would sit on a spike and slowly slide down it for cash prizes.

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    And Ted’s greatest gift he could give anyone on planet earth would be… you can guess. Involves the 2nd amendment or something.