… wait … what?
I’m more concerned by the presence of the camera and less concerned about whether or not my taint pictures can be acquired by third parties. I don’t want a second party involved.
What kind of lunatic is gonna buy an online enabled toilet camera to monitor their shits?
Just wait for Law enforcement to get access to it. You know its coming.
“This shit has nuts in it. says the prosecution. Proving that they did not have a nut allergy. The prosecution rests.”
What kind of lunatic is going to covertly monitor someone else’s shits?
I’ve said this before…
toilet. camera.
ummm… no thanks
By “End-to-End” encrypted, they were meaning the food.
sigh
Toliet camera…for $600 camera with a monthly subscription… might as well just go to a doctor weekly with stool samples if you care this much about your rectal health. I can’t see this being popular outside of a very niche group of patients that need it
I don’t think anybody needs this. Hypochondriacs are the only market I can see.
Walking into a meeting at Kohler and keeping a straight face after saying the words “toilet camera”–and then maintaining that straight face throughout the product’s discussion, greenlighting, development, manufacture, and sale–deserves an Oscar.
I remember when toilet cameras were illegal and only on porn sites.
Guess everything changes when there’s money to be made.
You know the only thing more ridiculous than buying a toilet with a built in camera?
In October Kohler launched Dekota, a $600 (plus monthly subscription) device that attaches to the rim of your toilet and collects images and data from inside
Buying a camera to attach to an existing toilet, that has a monthly device fee that costs more than a fucking toilet does.
Oh cool. The CEO is played by Mark Proksch. Didn’t know who he was back when this first aired.
It’s always fun when that happens
…no, I don’t think I will.
Just so I am clear, nobody has made the pun “end-to-end-to-end encryption” yet? Really?
