Scientists just opened the lid to NASA’s asteroid sample canister::“There is some black dust-like material that’s visible. We’re hoping that’s from Bennu.”
Green smoke in the shape of a skull escapes
Huh. Thats a bit concerning.
continues
After 10,000 years I’m free! It’s time to conquer Earth!
Cue guitar riff
Alpha! Rita escaped! Recruit a team of teenagers with attitude!
This unlocked a forgotten core memory.
Space dust.
Don’t breathe this.
“We didn’t expect the stripper to pop out, but we’re not complaining.”
TLDR it’s just the canister, the actual sample is still locked for another week or so
There’s a symbiote in there somewhere
I hope it’s Natasha Henstridge!
What an incredible accomplishment. It would be fascinating to learn something we never thought imaginable through this mission.
do you want space germs? because that’s how you get space germs!
TFW you can’t decide whether to make a Life or The Andromeda Strain reference.
Read this as “Scientists just lied to open NASA’s asteroid canister”.
um. was i in it?
