• Alloi@lemmy.world
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    12 days ago

    it can harvest my black berries…

    and by that i mean it can be used as an automated masturbation device to extract the semen via sexual stimulation from my genital region. implying that i wouldnt use it for its intended purpose, but for sexual ones, as a joke.

    on a subconcious level, this is a knee jerk reaction to a creeping feeling that humans are becoming more and more obsolete in the face of automation, and the horrific potentialities of what is yet to come.

    fuckin’ clankers!

  • Intheflsun@lemmy.world
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    12 days ago

    I mean when I’m picking them, like 65% end up being eaten, 35% end up in the basket. I don’t imagine the clankers would eat that much.