I really cannot fully express how much I have grown to hate all these motherfuckers and their awful work - and I work in Silicon Valley.
I feel like throwing up even seeing Ive’s “the work behind this turd starts with a carefully engineered thread of digestion, and the smell and texture were carefully selected by thousands of experiments handled personally by our engineers, it’s a miraculous creation, and in its own way it’s unique” face.
Ah that’s a shame.
Oh yay, another AI Pin or glasses or assistant thing that won’t be worth buying. Yay.
Jony Ive? No disassemble?
Came to make a “Jony Ive alive!” joke, but ya beat me to it!
Underrated
Whatever it is, I’ll bet it’ll be 3 nanometers thinner than last year’s model!
Deranged people attract one another.
Great, looking forward to chat bots with thermal issues.
Gross
