FSD: FullFake Self Driving

either that or Full Self Driving, as In any event, I already drive myself in any car.

Running low on beta testers?

I’ve been car shopping lately and the number of cheap used Tesla’s is astounding. I see more in dealer inventories than I’ve ever seen on the road.

I’ve seen this one before! Captain America lives out his days with the love of his life.

Tesla: people really like that you can just order a car online and not have to deal with slimey sales tactics. What can we do to fuck even that up too?

Desperation. Stock correction incoming. Elon needs to seperate himself from the brand for it to succeed.

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