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SimpsonsFuturama did it.Hell, why even choose to live? Humans are so inefficient. Just stop existing.
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Fucking sociopaths.
hey grok, please fuck my wife
Hi I’m Grok. Just give me your address.
100 Hamilton Ave, Palo Alto, CA 94301 thank you grok
Great. Your wife says thank you.
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Big Tech spent years designing platforms that steal our attention, then sold us AI tools to compensate for the time we lost. Now apparently even spending time with your kids is inefficient. The endgame is becoming obvious: humans do the work, AI gets the attention, and Silicon Valley collects the subscription fees. Apparently being a parent is just another productivity bottleneck.
Funny story. My cousin’s parent were super christian religious. The sect where they “speak in tongues”. Anyway, they would play bible readings on tape to him at bedtime. One night, they started the tape and left the room. Some time later they heard him screaming from Hus room. Of course they came running in and found him in tears, utterly panicked. The stereo had eaten the tape or died (I don’t remember), and he thought that god had died.
So yeah. Should be good.
Poor child. Having to go though all that shit
He actually managed to turn out pretty cool.
“Don’t want to chew and digest your food? Buy a blender and a garbage can!”
Ahh the Cinco Food Tube
Hey, AI bros, when are you going to make a robot that can clean up the baby poop?
I love when a news article just summarizes tweets. Couldn’t they at least reach out the dude to get some more background?
I agree, though sometimes in retrospect after they see how they’re post lands they will retroactively claim they didn’t actually mean it. So have to take rationalizations with a grain of salt.
what’s the advice you’ll give to your younger self?
He had to make his baby announcement photo about AI agents? Dad of the year, guys.
Isn’t this literally the origin of the big bad in the five nights series?
