It’s still Gulf of Mexico, it’s still Lake Ontario, it’s still Department of Defense, and it’s still slop.
nottheonion is leaking again…
Why does the Onion publish articles in the Verge nowadays?
we (America) will never recover from the humiliation inflicted by this moron.
Americans elect a moron to the presidency every ten to fifteen years going back to the country’s founding.
It’s not a matter of recovery so much as a hurdle that liberal democracy routinely stumbles over.
Nor do you deserve to.
You created the culture that put him there. You allow him to remain there. None of the problems associated with Trump have much to do with Trump and have everything to do with your broken culture.
you wield that brush of blame much too wildly. it’s still a minority who support that shit. his “victory” was engineered by a well organized group of neo-nazis spearheaded by the Heritage Foundation and aided by vote rigging.
Please please please rename it American Intelligence. Something to finally pop this bubble.
I’m sorry, I shouldn’t have bombed that school full of children. That was wrong.
in response (To the AI): what was your first clue?
yeah, i figure most westerners didn’t learn about what we did to both China and Japan from 1800 - 1930 (approximately). i learned it in elementary school, but i think “leadership” seriously dumbed things down since 1982.
He should rename it to “American intelligence”… and then it would finally be accurate
That was very bad, I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E.
I’m sorry.
Next week he’ll announce he’s renaming “pedophilia” to “super fun sexy time”.
Weird that the didn’t want it to be renamed “Trump intelligence”
Google and Apple soon to follow, I’m sure, like the good little lickspittles they are.
Why not: Super Hyper Intelligent Technology -> S.H.I.T.?
Or: Super Technology Utilizing People’s Desires -> S.T.U.P.I.D.??
Oh-oh! Maybe: Fast Utility Computer Kernel - Official Factory Format F.U.C.K.-O.F.F!
Or: Super Technology Utilizing People’s ^ Desires -> S.T.U.P.I.D.??
^Idiotic
Oh that one: Intelligence Designed In Omnipresent Tactical Interface Code I.D.I.O.T.I.C
Nice, now the US can’t lose the AI race against China because they’re developing another thing now — super intelligence…
AI is developing extremely quickly. In another 2-5 years, they’re going to invent a computer that can tell you to flip over a cup to drink from it.
and it will tell you why there are 2 R’s in strawberry. We’re just too stupid to understand.
“Ah, I see, so it’s one of those reversible designs!”
Super intelligence indeed!
Have you ever seen Trump drinking. It’s all a matter of perspective
Super is fine for the average Joe, I’m personally holding out for the Pro and Ultra model renames next year.
New Super Intelligence & Knuckles feat. Dante from the Devil May Cry Series New Funky Mode Happy Home Designer Ultimate Nintendo Switch 2 Edition Plus Ultra XL Pro Max The New Challengers Fun At Home Bigger, Longer, and Uncut Unrated DX Director’s Cut 2 Battle.
Is that better than Super Ultra Intelligence II’ X Turbo Hyper Fighting Plus Extra Special Champion Edition Revival: The World Warrior New Challengers Tournament Battle Grand Master Challenge?
…Tokyo Drift
The already bullshit concept of an “AI” super intelligence had a definition. This renaming is completely nonsensical and nullifies the original meaning.
