Anti-aging pill for senior dogs is now in clinical trials::undefined

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    My dog is such a dumbass he would spit out the immortality pill even if I cover it with peanut butter

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      I have 2 dogs, 1 that does this and 1 that eats everything including cat shit from the litter box. That dumbass will live forever if I give him this pill, because he’d eat his sister’s too.

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        Oh don’t get me wrong, mine will eat basically anything. The only thing that he will fuss about is pills. He’ll eat random nuts, berries, and discarded food on the ground when I take him for a walk, but God forbid I try to give him his flea&tick for the month

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      Have you tried something like a Pill Pocket?

      My goldie-mutt would spit out every pill I ever gave her no matter how much cheese or peanut butter it was buried in, but since we started using these she gobbles them up instantly. The ding dong thinks she’s getting a treat everyday but joke’s on her, it’s her medicine.

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        Pill pockets worked on my cat twice. After that he was like “waitaminute! This is medicine!” So now I put the pill in the pocket and just shove it down his throat and he gets real treats afterwards.

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          That’s probably because your cat chews her food, while my pupper inhales food as if she’s never gonna eat again, despite what every past day in her life might indicate. 😂

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    The article doesn’t say how this works at all.

    It sounds awesome, but I’d like to know more about it before I gave my dog a magic chewable.

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    Leftists: Only the rich will get the longevity drugs!

    Reality: Let’s give it to the dogs…

    edit: And they fucking deserve it, after what we did to them by years of selective breeding!

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      Reality: “let’s test it on the dogs.”

      How do people not see that this is the ultimate subscription fee?

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    Damn maybe that one crackhead that kidnapped a scientist to make a dog live forever was onto something.

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    I was trying to figure out why the one dog in this picture looked so weird

    Turns out it’s two dogs

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    Why, though? Greedy breeders already “produce” more dogs than there are loving families for and as a result dog shelters are constantly full with sad dogs who don´t have a home. This drug will result in shelters getting even more overcrowded. Death is a natural part of life, just as birth, I wish more people would get that.

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      Why, though?

      I’m pretty cynical, but this is a new level.

      Greedy breeders already “produce” more dogs than there are loving families for and as a result dog shelters are constantly full with sad dogs who don´t have a home. This drug will result in shelters getting even more overcrowded.

      My dog lives longer and shelters get more crowded? That’s a complete non-sequitor. Much like my choice of lunch doesn’t impact your lunch situation.

      Perhaps my reading comprehension is poor, but the article seems to indicate that the pill will give a dog more “active years” and not necessarily more years. I guess we’ll find out in four years when it’s done.

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        I’m pretty cynical, but this is a new level.

        Accepting death as a part of life is in no way cynical, it´s logical.

        My dog lives longer and shelters get more crowded?

        Don´t think only of yourself, try to see the bigger picture. Not just your dog will live longer, a lot of dogs will with that drug, resulting in less adoptions. Since commercial breeders are not going to “produce” less dogs just because of the new drug, the result of dogs living longer will be a higher population of dogs. Now considering the number of people who want to adopt a dog will decrease while the number of dogs available will increase, this will necessarily result in more dogs who don´t find/have a home. It´s really quite obvious if you think about it.

        the article seems to indicate that the pill will give a dog more “active years” and not necessarily more years

        The article indicates both as far as I comprehend it:

        “Biotech company Loyal is developing an injectable drug, LOY-001, designed to help large breed dogs not only live longer, but stay healthy longer”

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          If people stop paying for dogs, they will stop breeding them to sell.

          Also, I accept death as part of life, but I still look both ways before crossing the street. I’m not getting off this ride any sooner than I have to.

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            Not all breeders are puppy mills, or producing brachycephalic breeds, but they are out there, and there’s other breeders putting longer noses on pugs and Frenchies.

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            That is not what I meant to say. I argued against artificially increasing life expectancy, which does not equal arguing for decreasing natural life expectancy.

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        But why would we want that? In my opinion that would be a mistake. The planet is already severely overpopulated and as I said, death is a natural part of life, just like birth.

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      Yeah, what we need is something that makes dogs have shorter lives, like up to a year at most. Wait what?

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        What actually shortens the life expectancy of dogs is the kind of selective breeding for unreasonable external characteristics that has long been carried out by greedy and/or ignorant dog breeders.