I think we really need a .docx. Why not do all of the classic office file extensions?

I’d pick going back to .edu, .gov, .mil, .com, .org, .net — and actually enforcing their meanings. None of this cash grab bullshit where a company has to buy the TLD for their company name over and over.

• .hell
• .nope
• .bruh
• .con (to be used exclusively for scams)
• .duck
• .dot

.ope : for all your midwestern typo needs
.doom : all domains registered in this TLD must have a playable version of Doom somewhere on the site
.ram : about as price effective as buying actual RAM rn. I call dibs on more.ram so I can have a downloads page at download.more.ram

.dot

I’d love to have dot.dot.

.luigi

.ICANNT

.er .db

All two letter TLDs are exclusive to countries. So unless you make a country called Ergostan and Dbaseistan and get them internationally recognised you are out of luck. However, if you manage you don’t have to pay the fee!

I’d pick .

And then people can register whatever TLD they want on top of that.

wank.er

I got ideas.

.oligarch

I would again recommend that anyone doing online marketing and/or tracking be legally confined to the .COM TLD. Severe penalties for corporate abuse would include removal of all internet access. Less severe penalties might include a confiscation of double of all profits made outside of .COM during a deliberate infraction.

There would be no cost for any TLD’s outside of .COM; all regulation and legal costs to be paid-for by .COM - users.

.fart because decades of growing up haven’t quite cured my potty humor.

Lmao. $227k just to get heard. Looks like it’s time for a .227k domain.

.wtf