Iran says it will target Apple, Google, and Microsoft, among others.
  • Sgt_choke_n_stroke@lemmy.worldEnglish
    6·
    2 days ago

    You know the countries on the decline when it’s citizens are rooting for the bad guy to attack home grown corporations.

    In other words ishallah go for palantir and Amazon first!

  • Lemmyng@lemmy.worldEnglish
    182·
    3 days ago

    “Plz oh plz, don’t attack our tuff and mighty tech corporations! Plz don’t attack dem I might get a boner and dat would be vewwy bad! Oh plz don’t attack dem, Mr. Scawwy Iran, I might cum! I might cum so fucking hard!”

  • espentan@lemmy.worldEnglish
    251·
    3 days ago

    Cool, may I suggest you kick things off by nuking Apple, Amazon, Google and Meta.

    • Skullgrid@lemmy.worldEnglish
      12·
      3 days ago

      Facebook first, then Amazon, then google then apple.

      I NEVER thought I’d put apple last.

      • sicktriple@lemmy.mlEnglish
        42·
        3 days ago

        hate to hand it to them but they’ve impressed me lately in the privacy/security space. apple has put itself miles ahead of stock android and microslop when it comes to enshittification of its services and not spying on its users.

        of course that’s the bare fucking minimum and FOSS is always the best answer, but still, it should be said.

        edit: those of you downvoting please enlighten us how much better Google and Microsoft are at handling your data.

        • Skullgrid@lemmy.worldEnglish
          6·
          3 days ago

          Apple used to be the kings of enshittification.

          Proprietary forced bloat ware, files getting thrown wherever the fuck they want, consumerism instead of customers, Fischer price designs ,psychotic CEOs.

          I have no idea wtf is going on over there, I guess when you hit rock bottom and drag everyone else down with you, you get to shock people when you start climbing out.