Shocked its taken this long.

Residents report following the strike seeing an improvement in water pressure, quality, and oddly - less brownouts.

The coordinated strike had an immediate impact. Millions of people in Dubai and Abu Dhabi woke up on Monday unable to pay for a taxi, order a food delivery or check their bank balance on their mobile apps.

I honestly can’t tell if this paragraph is supposed to be satirical.

I’m sure this will make RAM cheaper

What? Building data centers in a region known for a constant lack of regional stability in order to take advantage of cheap land and labor isn’t working out???

considering datacenters use water and don’t have regular staff

Ya! hit those clankers where it hurts!

I never in a million years would have thought that I would read that headline and think “well that ain’t the worst thing in the world…”

The next headline will read something like, “Cancer has become a target in warfare for the first time.”

Is there a vote system? I’d like to vote on the next target. Looking at you, Big Tech^[1]. 👀

I wouldn’t have thought that we might see something like Neuromancers operation “Screaming Fist” in next couple of years…

I see Amazon repurposing its delivery drones, or entering the same-day-air-defence-delivery (which would be splendid for Ukraine, too).

Ok, who we have to fund to get those data centers burning?

Damn I better check my contracts and see if they have any war or terrorism clauses 😅

Guess war of the world was a prophecy! We owe ice cube an apology :D