US nuke reactor lab hit by ‘gay furry hackers’ demanding cat-human mutants::Staff records swiped, leaked by gang who probably read one too many comics, sorry, graphic novels
this timeline has peaked.
I suppose this is preferable to a nation state hacking it. Now they can patch some holes.
I think it’s likely a nation state. the gay furry claim is just a distraction.
Easily the best headline I’ve ever read
Finally some technology news that isn’t about Twatter AI Tesla shit - - and then it’s furry maniacs. I want to get off this planet.
4chan, was this you?
Seems like a reasonable demand.
Thought I was in r/nottheonion for a second.
Ban these
Why is this in technology?
Utterly crazy.
I know right? I can’t believe IRL catgirls still aren’t a thing yet.
We’ll get there one day, though.
Wow, my natural protective instinct of hackers just gone, just like that.
Srs wtAf
