If you buy a Tesla you deserve a Tesla.

Another Musk business model that’ll die… But not before he grifts stupid shareholders…

On Tesla’s third-quarter earnings call in October, CFO Vaibhav Taneja said that “the total paid FSD customer base is still small, around 12% of our current fleet.”

Gonna be lower soon. LoL 😂

How is this fool a billionaire? Oh, yeah. Peter Thiel using him as a distraction.

I feel so dumb over here having paid off my current car and giving no subscription money to anyone to use all the features of my car. I’m a fool!

No thanks, Nazi.

Scumfuck needs to hit his trillion dollar payout somehow

Leave the World Behind is a documentary.

It’s a weird move because Tesla was receiving nearly 7 years of $99/month up front if people gave it to them, while being as slow as they want in reaching their promises. So, either they are worried that they will be forced to give refunds for underwhelming service, or they are planning massive monthly fee increases. It’s probably the latter to their credit. Robotaxi fee would be a normal high fee.

Anyone who still thinks he’s a genius should be mocked mercilessly.

Surprised it didn’t happen sooner.

And on that note, I would absolutely download a car.

$99 dollars a month to kill yourself. Shit, I can commit suicide for free.

Tesla: subscribe to your own demise.

Then first create the full self driving that you have lied about already existing for the past decade

Didn’t need another reason not to buy a Tesla but I’ve got one.

So if your subscription runs out while driving does the Tesla just stop on the road or does it immediately drive back to the dealership till you pay it?