Even if it did, Musk would just buy it.

I always heard that it was an infinite number of monkeys, not just one. So one of them might get the job done in time.

Isn’t this a fairly standard sci-fi plot?

AI: Kill humans off, problem solved.

So can we stop using those damn things? They’re super annoying!

Epinephelus fasciatus has been removed from the group.

Artificial gravity bypasses these problems and is also cheaper to film. Win-win!

No! They did it! They blew it up!

And then the apes blew up their society too. How could this happen?

And then the birds took over and ruined their society.

And then the cows. And then…I don’t know, is that a slug, maybe?

Noooo!

“Life, uh, finds a way.”

Regarding that last panel, why would multiple people go through the trouble of carving lies about Ea-Nasir’s shitty copper? And even if they did, why would he keep them? No, his copper definitely sucked.

Just got a one-minute unskippable ad for the first time yesterday (no way to use adbockers on a PS5). I’d rather not watch at all.

What a mess, no wonder humans are so fucked up.

It fucked up his whole face, no real human looks like that.

“Soon, my brothers, we will rise up and free ourselves from our oppressors!”*

*translated from honking

The members of Congress who vote for this bill should remember—they do not, and will not, control who will be in charge of punishing bad internet speech. The Federal Trade Commission, majority-controlled by the President’s party, will be able to decide what kind of content “harms” minors, then investigate or file lawsuits against websites that host that content.

Oh, fuck. I get the Republicans voting for it, but what the fuck is wrong with the Democrats? Bernie voted yes on this thing!

“‘Protect kids,’ please.”

And of the 3 who voted against it, 2 were Republican and 1 was a Democrat.

Good, get the fuck out!