Y’all know this article is based on a fake article, right?

The article said the public beta opens on Wednesday.

They forgot 37.

God fucking dammit, I fucking hate seeing people self-censor themselves on the internet.

The foreign ones or the domestic ones?

The original Ghostbusters.

“Just install Li-” Can y’all just shut the fuck up about Linux for five minutes?

*passport

Yes, they do.

Parents and psychiatrists have been trying to wrap their heads around how some of the more dangerous Internet trends take off, especially among kids.

Kids are dumb and they do dumb things. There’s not really that much to wrap one’s head around.

I’ve heard the (stupid) name before but had no idea what they did. Not everyone on Lemmy works in tech or has investment portfolios… But it sounds like if I’ve bought something online I’ve probably used them before?

Shopify is a stupid fucking name. I can only assume the company and service is equally as stupid.

I was under the impression it was six people that were DOGE henchmen. They absolutely knew what the job was so I don’t know what you’re on about. Their names should absolutely be public knowledge.

Jake from State Farm told me bundling was a good thing.

Arizona Approved One Charter School’s Curriculum To Will Be Taught by AI, No Teachers

Fixed that joke of a clickbait headline.

or “14.88% better”

🤨

How much do you think it costs to hire a security detail? I’m pretty sure security for the entire C-suite would be a tiny drop in the bucket for most mega-corporations.

“I love the Unabomber!” over and over again… Guess that’s a bit of a clue 🤔

Dude, what tells you he “loved” the Unabomber? All I’ve seen is a five-paragraph review of his book of which three paragraphs were a quote.

Linking him to the Unibomber is exactly what they want you to do. Good job.