Hey, at least cats have the decency to be in charging mode 23 hours a day.

Can move on it’s own?! Just what I always wanted! An obnoxious speaker creature that follows me around, “learns” about me, and never shuts the fuck up.

These guys have their fingers on the pulse.

Yes. And the statute of limitations is a year into the next admin. This agreement is them acknowledging that they’re breaking the law.

https://archive.is/vSHSC

There’s no fucking way they’re breaking even.

Just $500 from their funding goal! 🎉

Edit: goal met!

I’m way more interested in the reactions of Google, Apple, Oracle, and the dozens of other corporations ByteDance depends on.

The “90-day extension” Trump keeps talking about has no basis in law except to conclude an in-process divestment, which currently doesn’t exist. He can order the law not to be enforced, but you’re still breaking the law. It’ll interesting to see if those companies are willing to along with an executive order their counsel knows is illegal or are willing to knowingly break the law under the promise they won’t be prosecuted (for now).

edit: IANAL

He has a real Michael McKean vibe

According to this, the first was Boot-Root from Torvalds himself in 1991. The oldest that are still around are Slackware (July 1993) and Debian (Aug 1993).

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Great news for Loops!

And Jesus wept for there were no more worlds to conquer

But while that’s a very lucky thing to have, the issue is that we depend on the owner of Mastodon to not sell the company to a billionaire.

We don’t depend on that. Buying Mastodon would get them the branding but not Mastodon itself. It’s all GPL/AGPL and would be forked immediately if sold. The buyer would have no control over it.

Oracle may have owned OpenOffice but it didn’t matter. Everyone uses LibreOffice now. Same shit.

Gleason is an infamous Fediverse villain.

‘omg Meta’s blocking nazi instances!’

1. Gleason is a transphobic idiot.
2. poast and spinster are blocked by everyone for hate speech.

Uh oh, Shah. This is a textbook 3 ghosts scenario.

Here’s a Wired article featuring four good alternatives to Substack.

Goddamn I love these stories.

That’s a good question. I don’t know. My guess is that you could be exposed to Threads content you don’t want in the same way you could be exposed to Mastodon content you don’t want. I can’t imagine they’re not set up to respect blocks, mutes, or server suspensions though, right? They have a way bigger problem than Threads if they don’t.