Just remember to hold the door closed

Good. ‘Lawful’ interception is total nonsense. They’d have a camera up everyone’s ass if they could.

As it is our TVs bloody listen to us…1984 is here.

Apparently not, but still great

Now this is pod racing

You guys rock - keep it up and I’ll keep supporting

No. Signal is the only private messaging app.

Plug it in and use it you say?

The scales are always off and unnecessary anyway. They factor shrinkage into the price.

Counterpoint:

Self checkouts are the worst! Perfect example of bad engineering. I had the shower thought the other day that perhaps they design them to be slow and crappy so they can gather more biometric and video data of us at the checkout 🤔

Seriously though there is a whole branch of hardware engineering that specialises in making things intuitive and user friendly…even for the special needs (apple customers)

Factoring in intuitive functions is part of proper engineering

If the user can’t figure it out you built it wrong

Microplastics bio-accumulate and act like oestrogen. 😬

Kanye has entered the chat.

They probably typed it with a keyboard. They should ban them too.

Fine I’ll stop misleading people about 10g.

In other news have you heard about our 11g network?

Most of that’s on any half decent commercial server. You’re right there’s definitely some differences though.

I actually worked on our corporate move from private servers (main, backup and dr) to Azure cloud which had the only two server locations (melb and Sydney) and the mythology around cloud seemed a bit much

I’m going to blow your mind here…the ‘cloud’ is just two or three data centres with replication turned on. It’s mostly a buzz word to charge a bit more

I just wish epic were actually the good guys in this. It’s more like bane vs joker.

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