This is absolutely it. The C-suite and senior management are made up of sharp people. They absolutely know this will trigger an exodus and a large bag of fire-able workers. They don’t care that they’re likely to lose a bunch of talented, hardworking staff. Its all been accounted for. At worst the results of a mass exodus will only impact their bottom line in a few years. They just need this years numbers to look good and line to go up.

Still waiting for planet X to show itself

Its more like 0.5% difference.

Laser sperm!

Oh god I can hear the tempo of the panic music picking up…

Unpopular opinion: I can’t stand the smell of coconut oil. It’s frankly the worst smelling natural oil.

This is the sound I make when I’m calling my cat to come home for the night…

I believe those earlier studies did not factor the cancer risk from consuming very hot beverages. Apparently the damage to the cells of your mouth and throat from getting cooked causes mutations that could develop into cancer.

Revanced

You can even get a decent freshly ground and brewed expresso out of a vending machine. Why you would go to Starbucks in Italy.

Oh how the turn tables…

https://youtu.be/nwPtcqcqz00?si=QNG8ElAz7yZDGQUx

All I picture is this.

We know you wont. 😉