Pope says: “Fuck Clankers”

Where I live it’s getting chilly at night and that just means we have another three false summers to go.

Then maybe snow on Halloween. Or 90 degrees.

This feels like a Calvin & Hobbes cartoon and I love it.

Why did they make it with an arm? All of this can be done with much simpler machinery. Hell, Costco already has an automatic sauce spreader.

ETA: Put some slicers on it and you have the selling point of having really fresh ingredients.

ETA2: DiGiorno already figured out how to automate pizza production.

I refuse to hope for a world where copyright and AI are both destroyed in one lawsuit because it’s too beautiful to ever be real.

The man is literally a golden calf

Wasn’t there something about idols and graven images on those tablets Moses got from the bush?

A forest needs fire to clear out undergrowth or the fire will be even bigger and more damaging next year.

Markets are the same. Either we let them die now or we have even worse problems when they die later.

Binface on Sesame Street would be awesome. It would be hilarious when he meets Oscar.

My kid wants to build a gaming PC for their birthday.

Am I cooked?

Once you’re good at them I’d consider a trucker hitch more simple and convenient than ratchet straps.

Plus you can make them out of any rope or cord to tie up various sized items. I keep paracord tied inside the cargo area of my cars and trucker hitches make securing small loads really easy.

Seriously though, if you learn one knot make it the trucker’s hitch. You’ll never buy ratchet straps again

My car doesn’t even shift for me and has no cameras or cellular radios, nor any software that can make internet connections.

If she’s spying on me she’s being quite clever about it.

Imagine seeing ads…

Mirror neurons gonna mirror neuron

Quick, think of some synonyms for flock. I’ll get us started:

Murder.

Gaggle.

Parliament.

“Below this line are dragons” is a comment I’ve seen in code before an especially hairy block of code.

My pihole blocks Roku ads quite handily.

If you’re gonna be dumb you better be tough have a lot of tokens

Our national animal really should be the squonk