Firefly timeline!

FIREFLY TIMELINE!!

FIREFLY TIMELINE!!!

I only use it for messenger. And only then because it still has chat bubbles. There are many better messengers. But they don’t have chat bubbles that draw over other apps.

I haven’t posted on FB in years.

Based.

My Steam library.

Imagine caping for that fuckin’ lizard. Couldn’t be me.

I don’t know the name of the practice. But I already do the buy for just 1 month thing when they’ve got something I really wanna watch.

Right now I’m waiting for Bleach to finish so I can get a month of Hulu so I can watch that and the new Futurama.

They don’t deserve a concurrent monthly payment. And I’m happy as hell to deny one to them.

Chrome only exists to download Firefox.

Which is beyond insane. People are broke.

I just want cheap economy shitboxes back. User serviceable ones. Without an extra half ton of plastic and unnecessary electronics. Bring back wind up windows and normal radios. Vinyl seats. Hell, bench seats. Wind up windows.

Fucking finally.

Now make cars look like cars again. Last 30 years has been a parade of Jellybeans and Electric Shavers.

You know the craziest part? Had king dipshit just used fkin’ cameras LIDAR instead of LIDAR Cameras not only would manufacture had been cheaper, but it would work waaaaaaaay better at the whole self driving part.

Edit - Fixed

Well yes. That’s the point. Cut costs (slash staff, quality, etc) then make as much money as you can as fast as you can off the goodwill and fan loyalty built up by the original product/service.

Vulture Capital doing what it does. Make everything shittier AND more expensive.

Oh yeah? ~reaches for feathered Tricorn~

You don’t say? ~shifts buckaneer coat across shoulders~

No, you don’t mean that? ~straps on pistol/saber belt~

Why would you say such a thing ya daft cunt ? ~quote by nearby African Grey Parrot~

https://youtu.be/gP9qaDhcSwQ?si=fXLBBjA0VxJeHcja

I only keep twitter installed so I can check service outages.

Why do I need a twitter account to do that?

Trust the process.

The man is a tragic waste of functioning organs. And it would be really really funny if one of his own jank ass “smart cars” ends up ending him.

Being unable to delete OneDrive is reason enough to drop Windows imo.

They would. Pricks.

Some? Some you say?

Probably Terran Standard. Whatever that is at the time.

Until there’s a rebellion and they break away from Earth control.